A Grand Grand Overture: by Malcolm Arnold

I think the description of this piece's soloists sums it up pretty well:

Jiří Bělohlávek, Stephen Hough, Jennifer Pike - vacuum cleaners
Sir David Attenborough - floor polisher
Rory Bremner, Goldie, Martha Kearney,
Chi-chi Nwanoku - rifles

h/t unquiet thoughts.