(Thursday Night, at dinner in a Middle Eastern Restaraunt for my birthday)
Russian-Sounding Waitress: Are you ready to order?
Dad: Where are you from?
Waitress: A small town, you'd have never heard of it.
Dad: Try me.
Waitress: (says name of town)
Dad: You're right. I've never heard of it.
Waitress: It's near Chernobyl.
Dad: Well that explains your healthy glow.
(Jordan, Ethan, Mom and I faint from embarrassment).
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