Monday, May 29, 2023
The Beecham Carmen
Sunday, May 28, 2023
Well... I look great....
Friday, May 19, 2023
TCP: Tragedy of Mariamne - Continued
Chorus:
I: I wish we'd ability to rhyme and form couplets
II. I wish that our audience would eat more pork cutlets
I: I wish this play were something pithy and elegant
II: We're lucky to feast on posterity's excrement
I: I wish that the muse would begift me with fire
II: Your muse is a whore and a Jew and a liar
I: I wish her to sing the injustice of Mariamne
II: To rhyme a word like that you'd wear out your bad knee
I: You see now the level this poet is working at
II: To even attempt a play like this he's jerking it
I: Oh sing to us muse the injustice of women
II: Who lie in their beds with their blood stain-ed linen
I: Oh sing to us muse of the rage of old Herod
II: Of those debauched trysts and those lusts that are torrid
I: Oh sing to us muse of the jealous one, Salome
II: The whore and the slut she deserved a lobotomee
I: Oh sing to us muse of the tragic Jersualem
II: A city been with us since before Methusalem
I: Oh sing to us muse of Judea and Isra-el
II: Whose conquest crowns every empire impera-el
I: Oh sing to us muse of the days of Hasmonea
II: And of feats, acts, beliefs, deeds, lives fit for Draconia
I: Oh sing to us muse the beliefs of the Maccabees
II: Who brought Israel back from sound reason to quackeries
I: Oh sing to us muse of Mariamne's great tragedy
II: And all of the great faults that may catalogue history
(The invocation of the muses stops here, but judging by the gap in the scroll the original may have gone on for another five-hundred lines. - Richard Westenbach: Free University, Berlin 1952)
I: The fanatic from Mod'in stripped Israel from Greece,
II: For Jews they're all known to give reason the fleece.
I: Matthias was pure and it's said he was holy
II: If virtue is this the Heeb spirit is lowly.
I: And like all those Godfools he made many babies
II: And like all those Godfools their rage spreads like rabies.
I: Since Yahweh throws tantrums without full compliance
II: But all we Greeks wanted was give Jews some science.
I: There's no prize for science so why would Jews bother?
II: Do they have some brains left for something but slaughter?
I: They kill everything from their kings to their penis,
II: If everything's dead why're they haunted by cleanness.
I: Jews say they have books but their book is just laws,
II\ Yet customs and code are ignored without cause.
I: But the world of the Jews is so empty and bland
II: It's the silence they need or they get out of hand.
(enter Marc Anthony)
Marc Anthony:
HOOOOORRROOOOOOOORRR!
I have seen horror from Brutus to Germans
Yet no Roman knife chills the blood like this vermin.
And Rome has seen slimefilth from Crassus to Cassius
Yet no feces stays in the nostrils like ashes.
Jerusalem burns as no city of fame,
Yet light never dies for a tribe without shame.
In every last alley scenes worthy of Medea
Yet no Grecian poet could render Judea.
No place in the world with affairs quite so lurid
As this abattoir lead by their butcher King Herod.
Chorus:
I. Yet you wanted King Herod as ally and friend
II. And a hemorrhaging pain in Augustus rear end.
I. You wanted a monster confusion and peril
II. And so you inherited people who're feral .
Anthony: I just wanted some money to go with my trouble
Chorus II: And some Jewish girls while you reduce them to rubble.
Anthony: I just want to make Rome a place nicer than Greece.
Chorus I: It already is you laid waste to the East.
Anthony: When I first met Herod he seemed just like me.
Chorus I: I'm nothing like you -
Chorus II: says the fly to the flea.
(Enter Herod)
Anthony: He'd drink and he'd screw and he'd smoke and he'd cuss.
All: Who'd think a barbarian's made just like us?
Anthony: I'm leaving poor Israel for Egypt right now.
Chorus I: You've left Rome and Israel your problems and how.
Anthony: Anthony's gone and no payment's worth this!
Chorus II: All this just because he showed up to a bris...
Herod:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!
(exit Anthony)
Whores everywhere! Whores to my east and whores to my west!
Whores among priests for treyf meat to get blessed!
Whores among soldiers, whores among spies,
Whores among whores who're rabbis in disguise!
Whores that I kill or I marry like Mariamne
I shouldn't kill her just abandon like Ariadne.
Whores like her mother Alexandra the kalvah
Whored daughter to me then whored me Cleopatra.
Whores that rule nations like glorified cats
While Jews and the Arabs are left for the rats.
Chorus:
I. You stick up for Jews and the Arabs like Moses
II. I'm sure Yahweh won't find in your virtue some poses.
Herod:
I guess if he he does or he doesn't's no matter
The Jews and the Arabs are mad as a hatter.
Chorus:
I. And Herod's quick brain has a clean bill of health,
II. I'm sure that his bloodlust is just for the wealth.
Herod:
If I'm just so bad when it's time to kill kin
How do you explain all the kings that have been?
Cleopatra has killed all her husbands and brothers
And then she colludes with Mariamne's drek mother
So I dropped everything and I dashed to her summons.
I knew that I might not survive when I come in
So I had to think of a hole to put thumb in
Chorus:
I: Ye gods that was three rhymes where there should be two!
II: An incompetent poet so what else is new?
Herod:
So they had to know that by murdering me
They would kill someone loved like my Mariamne.
I told Uncle Joseph to kill her if they eliminate me.
But how's he to know what to do if she irritates me?
Herod:
It's a shame for that price to deliver your hide
But they expected Mariamne I knew they'd abide.
But I had to offer some great bit of holdings
Not gold and/or rainment and surely not mouldings.
Chorus:
I: This poetry's terrible, dreadful, horrific!
II: So you try conveying a style that's mythic.
Herod:
The balsam of Jericho's what I presented
She acted as though she just meant to renounce it
But I knew she wanted the deed to forever
She thinks she can hold it and that she's so clever.
Alexandra reminded Cleopatra her oath:
Aristobulus's murder, revenge for us both.
Cleopatra did call for a recess to pondra
But then did I speak to deranged Alexandra
I said not to kill me her daughter's a captive
You see when it comes to my life I'm adaptive.
Alexandra dejected in horror rescinded
And then we go back to our home all is mended.
Chorus:
I. You think all is mended you dumb little Jew?
Herod:
Of course I don't think all is mended you fool!
(Enter Mariamne)
I'm a king and my life is perpetually threatened
So one small mistake my life's bodily deadened
You try surviving this pit of sheer terror!
I guarantee you'd make chess riddled with error!
Mariamne: WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAK!!
(exit Herod)
Weak little men in the shadows at court
Who hit us and maim us and rape us for sport.
Who pray and play virtue to all powerful Yahweh
Then bribe little men robbing poor on the highway.
There's only one man fit at court to be king,
It's sweet Uncle Joseph who'd let freedom ring.
Chorus:
I: But Joseph was sworn to assassinate you!
Mariamne:
If you think he was capable that's just untrue.
His history speaks of all manner of gore
But he loved me, yes, and I loved him more!
My love for him reaches from rivers to seas
Not like for Herod who thought me a tease.
We all know I hated that murdering wretch
But he made it worse cuz he smelled and he'd kvetch
With Herod men pisched their pants holy with terror
But woman thought Herod too feeble to scare her
He's more scared of women than women of him
And if they thought he'd power their opinion'd grow dim
He'd ply them with presents and raiment and jewels
And then he would stutter his words like his fools
Then he'd fall off his chair and he'd trip on his feet
The most powerful king would turn white as a sheet
But he dare not turn girls out or rape them for fear
That they'd hate him or make him a subject for jeer
Chorus:
I: Is it possible Herod just wanted a love
II: From a woman who'd see through some murder thereof?
Mariamne:
Herod's whole life's at court which he played like a master
But Israel's court couldn't drive women out faster
And Herod was built to feel hate, not to love
It's the most natural thing for him, crushing a dove
But women for this scum was object to worship
For Yahweh's king had use for no nuanced courtship
Coitus for Herod was something for breeding
And finding her spots he'd a map of misreading
He'd go out and seduce from some book bought in Rome
And our God only knows what disease he brought home
His sores were like pox and it made him insane
He'd accuse me of lovers with holes in his brain
And disease was the only gift he gave to me
After winning me with rubies large as the sea
Chorus:
I. I thought he carried you off with Marc Anthony
Mariamne:
All was a show, he in private played gallantry.
Chorus:
II: We'd heard that he forced you to marry with sword
Mariamne:
He did then said it's because he adored...
Chorus:
I. We've all heard stories like this but did you believe him?
Mariamne:
Of course not but he's King, I had to receive him!
He said that he'd wait and in time I would love
And he tempered his fury, not even a shove.
Chorus:
I. This rhyme scheme is Greek but it really is corny.
II. Do you think this couplet will end without 'horny?'
Mariamne:
With women this giant was tonguetied as Echo
His conversation interesting only to a gekko
(here breaks off the play again and its resumption deposits us straight into a speech from Salome about Mariamne. The change in formal structure from simple couplets to freer form tells us that this section may have a different writer. Or perhaps the writer simply exhausted of strict rhyming schemes. - RW)
Salome:
Mariamne was mankind's revenge upon women.
Proof that men listen, abide without fuss,
To a beauty who makes no demands as a plus
And do not care whether she allows herself him in
They get their needs elsewhere matters not where the saemen
Every man loved her and that's why we hated her.
A woman whose absence makes all men await her.
Chorus:
I: Do we seriously keep going with this level of rhyme?
II: Got better ideas? Till then we waste time!
Salome:
And part of us loved her even as she beat us
We did not want to hate her, she merits belovment
But when Queen is queenly and really deserves it
How could we not hate her when she would defeat us?
Traitor to womankind beloved of those hate us
God knows she's not beautiful as this hated Salome
She has just her heart which is pretty as lonely
Pretty enough, but she's no Cleopatra
But all is forgiven when her heart is so sacra.
Chorus:
I. So sayeth Salome, that whore
II: that slut,
I: Who canneth believe her when she is so nasty?
II. One more Jewish princess who got rhinoplasty!
Wednesday, May 17, 2023
TCP: The Mariamneia - A Bit More
Scott Gruenberg
4/20/2023
Mrs. Feder
Grade 12
In this assignment about the beginning part of the Mariamneia by Sharlappius of Palmyra I will show that Herod is actually the hero of the story, and the women are the villainesses. Herod is oen of the great leaders of Jewish history who made the Jews into a great power again while Rome made the rest of its empire into slaves and he undergoes the hero's journey. Whenever he undrestimated the cleverness of woman characters, he learned from his mistakes and didn't think they were stupid anymore.
When Herod learned that Mariamne's mother Alexandra was smart because she was talking to Cleopatra while he was talking to Anthony, he knows he needs to give Cleopatra something she wants to stop Alexandra and Cleopatra from being friends. So he gives her the ballsam in Jericho, but is clever enough to knwo he knows he can get it back.
Herod knows he has to keep Mariamne a prisoner or else Cleopatra might kill him, so he has his Uncle Joseph take her as a prisoner and tells his uncle Joseph to kill her if he gets killed. I think Herod loved Mariamne and he knew he wouldn't get killed and Uncle Joseph wouldn't kill her.
When Cleopatra agreed with his plan, Alexandra still tired to get Cleopatra to kill Herod, so he told Alexandra that her daughter was kidnapped and would be killed if Herod got killed. So she stopped trying to get Herod killed. This shows that Herod was smart enough to outsmart Alexandra and that he learned from his mistakes.
In conclusion, I think Herod is the hero of the Mariamneia and he was a good king. Alexandra was a bad person and Cleopatra understood that.
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"There is no projective finality in Sharlappius, particularly in that Euripidean masterpiece within the masterpiece: the Mariamneia. To read Sharlappius in the original Latin, with its untranslatable embrace of colloquial Hellenisms and Hebraicisms, is to enter history at an era of Rabbinical paradoxes: of classicism at its close and medievalism at its inception. It embodies the Hebraic paradox of the dialectic, of philosophy become poetry, and embraces both the sensuality of classical reason and the phenomenology of medieval irrationalism. It is a simultaneous statement for God and a forsaking of him. A world of constant historical recursions where events distant from even Sharlappius's lifetime become forever new with regenerative possibilities of meaning for new eras to decipher.
The passage of exchange between Joseph and Mariamne is a love story so rich with unique resonance for our time. The dialectic paradoxes continue within the Shakespearean richness of Joseph's language against the unstinting sparseness of Mariamne's speech, so reminiscent of the articulate silence of Corneille and Racine which express that which cannot be expressed through a paucity of speech, which implies the continuous battle against totalitarian vacuity in the form of expressing its leavetaking to the classical era of Greek rationalism, so geometric in form yet hermetic in content. Joseph teaches the ability to become love itself, and articulates the possibility of a greater, more knowing poetic optimism within the predeterminism of the fates. In this post-Holocaust agony of knowledge, when the horror of organized noise assaults the ear with unremitting mercilessness, such silences imply possibilities of meaning unknown to our era of barbarity."
George Steiner - In the Garden of Regeneration - 1973
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"The path for us is so rough,
Oh baby, like Mariamne and Joseph
The princess and the jailer tell tales
But love gets hunted down like grey whales"
Bob Dylan - Skywriting of Louisville - 1977
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Tuesday, May 16, 2023
TCP: The Mariamneia - Beginning
Scott Gruenmann
4/20/2023
Mrs. Feder
Grade 12
In this assignment about the beginning part of the Mariamneia by Sharlappius of Palmyra I will show that Herod is actually the hero of the story, and the women are the villainesses. Herod is oen of the great leaders of Jewish history who made the Jews into a great power again while Rome made the rest of its empire into slaves and he undergoes the hero's journey. Whenever he undrestimated the cleverness of woman characters, he learned from his mistakes and didn't think they were stupid anymore.
When Herod learned that Mariamne's mother Alexandra was smart because she was talking to Cleopatra while he was talking to Anthony, he knows he needs to give Cleopatra something she wants to stop Alexandra and Cleopatra from being friends. So he gives her the ballsam in Jericho, but is clever enough to knwo he knows he can get it back.
Herod knows he has to keep Mariamne a prisoner or else Cleopatra might kill him, so he has his Uncle Joseph take her as a prisoner and tells his uncle Joseph to kill her if he gets killed. I think Herod loved Mariamne and he knew he wouldn't get killed and Uncle Joseph wouldn't kill her.
When Cleopatra agreed with his plan, Alexandra still tired to get Cleopatra to kill Herod, so he told Alexandra that her daughter was kidnapped and would be killed if Herod got killed. So she stopped trying to get Herod killed. This shows that Herod was smart enough to outsmart Alexandra and that he learned from his mistakes.
In conclusion, I think Herod is the hero of the Mariamneia and he was a good king. Alexandra was a bad person and Cleopatra understood that.
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"The passage of exchange between Joseph and Mariamne is a love story with unique resonance for our time. The unstinting sparseness of Joseph's speech, so reminiscent of the articulate silence of Corneille and Racine which express that which cannot be through a paucity of speech, implies the continuous battle against totalitarian vacuity and the vanishing era of Greek rationalism, so geometric in form yet hermetic in content. Joseph teaches the ability to become love itself, and articulates the possibility of a greater, more knowing poetic optimism within the predeterminism of the fates. In this post-Holocaust agony of knowledge, when the horror of organized noise assaults the eye every second of the day, such silences imply possibilities of meaning unknown in our era of barbarity."
Herbert Stein - New Yorker, 1973
Monday, May 15, 2023
TCP: The Tragedy of Mariamne - New Beginning
Chorus:
I: I wish we'd ability to rhyme and form couplets
II. I wish that our audience would eat more pork cutlets
I: I wish this play were something pithy and elegant
II: We're lucky to feast on posterity's excrement
I: I wish that the muse would begift me with fire
II: Your muse is a whore and a Jew and a liar
I: I wish her to sing the injustice of Mariamne
II: To rhyme a word like that you'd wear out your bad knee
I: You see now the level this poet is working at
II: To even attempt a play like this he's jerking it
I: Oh sing to us muse the injustice of women
II: Who lie in their beds with their blood stain-ed linen
I: Oh sing to us muse of the rage of old Herod
II: Of those debauched trysts and those lusts that are torrid
I: Oh sing to us muse of the jealous one, Salome
II: The whore and the slut she deserved a lobotomee
I: Oh sing to us muse of the tragic Jersualem
II: A city been with us since before Methusalem
I: Oh sing to us muse of Judea and Isra-el
II: Whose conquest crowns every empire impera-el
I: Oh sing to us muse of the days of Hasmonea
II: And of feats, acts, beliefs, deeds, lives fit for Draconia
I: Oh sing to us muse the beliefs of the Maccabees
II: Who brought Israel back from sound reason to quackeries
I: Oh sing to us muse of Mariamne's great tragedy
II: And all of the great faults that may catalogue history
(The invocation of the muses stops here, but judging by the gap in the scroll the original may have gone on for another five-hundred lines. - Richard Westenbach: Free University, Berlin 1952)
I: The fanatic from Mod'in stripped Israel from Greece,
II: For Jews they're all known to give reason the fleece.
I: Matthias was pure and it's said he was holy
II: If virtue is this the Heeb spirit is lowly.
I: And like all those Godfools he made many babies
II: And like all those Godfools their rage spreads like rabies.
I: Since Yahweh throws tantrums without full compliance
II: But all we Greeks wanted was give Jews some science.
I: There's no prize for science so why would Jews bother?
II: Do they have some brains left for something but slaughter?
I: They kill everything from their kings to their penis,
II: If everything's dead why're they haunted by cleanness.
I: Jews say they have books but their book is just laws,
II\ Yet customs and code are ignored without cause.
I: But the world of the Jews is so empty and bland
II: It's the silence they need or they get out of hand.
(enter Marc Anthony)
Marc Anthony:
HOOOOORRROOOOOOOORRR!
I have seen horror from Brutus to Germans
Yet no Roman knife chills the blood like this vermin.
And Rome has seen slimefilth from Crassus to Cassius
Yet no feces stays in the nostrils like ashes.
Jerusalem burns as no city of fame,
Yet light never dies for a tribe without shame.
In every last alley scenes worthy of Medea
Yet no Grecian poet could render Judea.
No place in the world with affairs quite so lurid
As this abattoir lead by their butcher King Herod.
Chorus:
I. Yet you wanted King Herod as ally and friend
II. And a hemorrhaging pain in Augustus rear end.
I. You wanted a monster confusion and peril
II. And so you inherited people who're feral .
Anthony: I just wanted some money to go with my trouble
Chorus II: And some Jewish girls while you reduce them to rubble.
Anthony: I just want to make Rome a place nicer than Greece.
Chorus I: It already is you laid waste to the East.
Anthony: When I first met Herod he seemed just like me.
Chorus I: I'm nothing like you -
Chorus II: says the fly to the flea.
(Enter Herod)
Anthony: He'd drink and he'd screw and he'd smoke and he'd cuss.
All: Who'd think a barbarian's made just like us?
Anthony: I'm leaving poor Israel for Egypt right now.
Chorus I: You've left Rome and Israel your problems and how.
Anthony: Anthony's gone and no payment's worth this!
Chorus II: All this just because he showed up to a bris...
Herod:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!
(exit Anthony)
Whores everywhere! Whores to my east and whores to my west!
Whores among priests for treyf meat to get blessed!
Whores among soldiers, whores among spies,
Whores among whores who're rabbis in disguise!
Whores that I kill or I marry like Mariamne
I shouldn't kill her just abandon like Ariadne.
Whores like her mother Alexandra the kalvah
Whored daughter to me then whored me Cleopatra.
Whores that rule nations like glorified cats
While Jews and the Arabs are left for the rats.
Chorus:
I. You stick up for Jews and the Arabs like Moses
II. I'm sure Yahweh won't find in your virtue some poses.
Herod:
I guess if he he does or he doesn't's no matter
The Jews and the Arabs are mad as a hatter.
Chorus:
I. And Herod's quick brain has a clean bill of health,
II. I'm sure that his bloodlust is just for the wealth.
Herod:
If I'm just so bad when it's time to kill kin
How do you explain all the kings that have been?
Cleopatra has killed all her husbands and brothers
And then she colludes with Mariamne's drek mother
So I dropped everything and I dashed to her summons.
I knew that I might not survive when I come in
So I had to think of a hole to put thumb in
Chorus:
I: Ye gods that was three rhymes where there should be two!
II: An incompetent poet so what else is new?
Herod:
So they had to know that by murdering me
They would kill someone loved like my Mariamne.
I told Uncle Joseph to kill her if they eliminate me.
But how's he to know what to do if she irritates me?
Herod:
It's a shame for that price to deliver your hide
But they expected Mariamne I knew they'd abide.
But I had to offer some great bit of holdings
Not gold and/or rainment and surely not mouldings.
Chorus:
I: This poetry's terrible, dreadful, horrific!
II: So you try conveying a style that's mythic.
Herod:
The balsam of Jericho's what I presented
She acted as though she just meant to renounce it
But I knew she wanted the deed to forever
She thinks she can hold it and that she's so clever.
Alexandra reminded Cleopatra her oath:
Aristobulus's murder, revenge for us both.
Cleopatra did call for a recess to pondra
But then did I speak to deranged Alexandra
I said not to kill me her daughter's a captive
You see when it comes to my life I'm adaptive.
Alexandra dejected in horror rescinded
And then we go back to our home all is mended.
Chorus:
I. You think all is mended you dumb little Jew?
Herod:
Of course I don't think all is mended you fool!
(Enter Mariamne)
I'm a king and my life is perpetually threatened
So one small mistake my life's bodily deadened
You try surviving this pit of sheer terror!
I guarantee you'd make chess riddled with error!
Mariamne: WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAK!!
(exit Herod)
Weak little men in the shadows at court
Who hit us and maim us and rape us for sport.
Who pray and play virtue to all powerful Yahweh
Then bribe little men robbing poor on the highway.
There's only one man fit at court to be king,
It's sweet Uncle Joseph who'd let freedom ring.
Chorus:
I: But Joseph was sworn to assassinate you!
Mariamne:
If you think he was capable that's just untrue.
His history speaks of all manner of gore
But he loved me, yes, and I loved him more!
My love for him reaches from rivers to seas
Not like for Herod who thought me a tease.
We all know I hated that murdering wretch
But he made it worse cuz he smelled and he'd kvetch
With Herod men pisched their pants holy with terror
But woman thought Herod too feeble to scare her
He's more scared of women than women of him
And if they thought he'd power their opinion'd grow dim
He'd ply them with presents and raiment and jewels
And then he would stutter his words like his fools
Then he'd fall off his chair and he'd trip on his feet
The most powerful king would turn white as a sheet
But he dare not turn girls out or rape them for fear
That they'd hate him or make him a subject for jeer
Chorus:
I: Is it possible Herod just wanted a love
II: From a woman who'd see through some murder thereof?
Mariamne:
Herod's whole life's at court which he played like a master
But Israel's court couldn't drive women out faster
And Herod was built to feel hate, not to love
It's the most natural thing for him, crushing a dove
But women for this scum was object to worship
For Yahweh's king had use for no nuanced courtship
Coitus for Herod was something for breeding
And finding her spots he'd a map of misreading
He'd go out and seduce from some book bought in Rome
And our God only knows what disease he brought home
His sores were like pox and it made him insane
He'd accuse me of lovers with holes in his brain
And disease was the only gift he gave to me
After winning me with rubies large as the sea
Chorus:
I. I thought he carried you off with Marc Anthony
Mariamne:
All was a show, he in private played gallantry.
Chorus:
II: We'd heard that he forced you to marry with sword
Mariamne:
He did then said it's because he adored...
Chorus:
I. We've all heard stories like this but did you believe him?
Mariamne:
Of course not but he's King, I had to receive him!
He said that he'd wait and in time I would love
And he tempered his fury, not even a shove.
Chorus:
I. This rhyme scheme is Greek but it really is corny.
II. Do you think this couplet will end without 'horny?'
Mariamne:
With women this giant was tonguetied as Echo
His
Saturday, May 13, 2023
TCP: The Tragedy of Mariamne - Still More More
Chorus:
I: The fanatic from Mod'in stripped Israel from Greece,
II: For Jews they're all known to give reason the fleece.
I: Matthias was pure and it's said he was holy
II: If virtue is this the Heeb spirit is lowly.
I: And like all those Godfools he made many babies
II: And like all those Godfools their rage spreads like rabies.
I: Since Yahweh throws tantrums without full compliance
II: But all we Greeks wanted was give Jews some science.
I: There's no prize for science so why would Jews bother?
II: Do they have some brains left for something but slaughter?
I: They kill everything from their kings to their penis,
II: If everything's dead why're they haunted by cleanness.
I: Jews say they have books but their book is just laws,
II\ Yet customs and code are ignored without cause.
I: But the world of the Jews is so empty and bland
II: It's the silence they need or they get out of hand.
(enter Marc Anthony)
Marc Anthony:
HOOOOORRROOOOOOOORRR!
I have seen horror from Brutus to Germans
Yet no Roman knife chills the blood like this vermin.
And Rome has seen slimefilth from Crassus to Cassius
Yet no feces stays in the nostrils like ashes.
Jerusalem burns as no city of fame,
Yet light never dies for a tribe without shame.
In every last alley scenes worthy of Medea
Yet no Grecian poet could render Judea.
No place in the world with affairs quite so lurid
As this abattoir lead by their butcher King Herod.
Chorus:
I. Yet you wanted King Herod as ally and friend
II. And a hemorrhaging pain in Augustus rear end.
I. You wanted a monster confusion and peril
II. And so you inherited people who're feral .
Anthony: I just wanted some money to go with my trouble
Chorus II: And some Jewish girls while you reduce them to rubble.
Anthony: I just want to make Rome a place nicer than Greece.
Chorus I: It already is you laid waste to the East.
Anthony: When I first met Herod he seemed just like me.
Chorus I: I'm nothing like you -
Chorus II: says the fly to the flea.
(Enter Herod)
Anthony: He'd drink and he'd screw and he'd smoke and he'd cuss.
All: Who'd think a barbarian's made just like us?
Anthony: I'm leaving poor Israel for Egypt right now.
Chorus I: You've left Rome and Israel your problems and how.
Anthony: Anthony's gone and no payment's worth this!
Chorus II: All this just because he showed up to a bris...
Herod:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!
(exit Anthony)
Whores everywhere! Whores to my east and whores to my west!
Whores among priests for treyf meat to get blessed!
Whores among soldiers, whores among spies,
Whores among whores who're rabbis in disguise!
Whores that I kill or I marry like Mariamne
I shouldn't kill her just abandon like Ariadne.
Whores like her mother Alexandra the kalvah
Whored daughter to me then whored me Cleopatra.
Whores that rule nations like glorified cats
While Jews and the Arabs are left for the rats.
Chorus:
I. You stick up for Jews and the Arabs like Moses
II. I'm sure Yahweh won't find in your virtue some poses.
Herod:
I guess if he he does or he doesn't's no matter
The Jews and the Arabs are as mad as a hatter.
Chorus:
I. And Herod's quick brain has a clean bill of health,
II. I'm sure that his bloodlust is just for the wealth.
Herod:
If I'm just so bad when it's time to kill kin
How do you explain all the kings that have been?
Cleopatra has killed all her husbands and brothers
And then she colludes with Mariamne's drek mother
So I dropped everything and I dashed to her summons.
I knew that I might not survive when I come in
So I had to think of a hole to put thumb in
So they had to know that by murdering me
They would kill someone loved like my Mariamne.
I told Uncle Joseph to kill her if they eliminate me.
It's a shame for that price to deliver your hide
But they expected Mariamne I knew they'd abide.
But I had to offer some great bit of holdings
Not gold and/or rainment and surely not mouldings.
The balsam of Jericho's what I presented
She acted as though she meant to just rent it
But I knew she wanted the deed to forever
She thinks she can hold it and that she's so clever.
Alexandra reminded Cleopatra her oath
Aristobuls's murder revenge for us both.
Clepatra did call for a recess to pondra
But then did I speak to deranged Alexandra
I said not to kill me her daughter's a captive
You see when it comes to my life I'm adaptive.
Alexandra dejected in horror rescinded
And then we go back to our home all is mended.
Chorus:
I. You think all is mended you dumb little Jew?
Herod:
Of course I don't think all is mended you fool!
(Enter Mariamne)
I'm a king and my life is perpetu'aly threatened
You try to survive in this pit of sheer terror!
I guarantee you'd make gambles riddled with errors!
Mariamne: WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAK!!
(exit Herod)
Weak little men in the shadows at court
Who hit us and maim us and rape us for sport.
Who pray and play virtue t'all powerful Yahweh
Then bribe little men robbing poor on the highway.
There's only one man fit at court to be king,
It's sweet Uncle Joseph who'd let freedom ring.
Chorus:
I: But Joseph was sworn to assassinate you!
Mariamne:
If you think he was capable that's just untrue.
His history might be filled with all manner of gore
But he loved me, yes, and I loved him more!
My love for him reaches from rivers to seas
Not like for Herod who thought me a tease.
We all know I hated that murdering wretch
But he made it worse cuz he smelled and he'd kvetch
With Herod men pisched their pants holy with terror
But woman thought Herod too feeble to scare her
He's more scared of women than women of him
And if they thought he'd power their opinion'd grow dim
He'd ply them with presents and raiment and jewels
And then he would stutter his words like his fools
Then he'd fall off his chair and he'd trip on his feet
The most powerful king would turn white as a sheet
But he dare not turn girls out or rape them for fear
That they'd hate him or make him a subject for jeer
Chorus:
I: Is it possible Herod just wanted a love
II: From a woman who'd see through some murder thereof?
Mariamne:
Herod's whole life's at court which he played like a master
But Israel's court couldn't drive women out faster
And Herod was built to feel hate not to love
But women for this scum was object to worship
For Yahweh's king had use for no nuanced courtship
Coitus for Herod was something for breeding
And finding her spots he'd a map of misreading
He'd go out and seduce from some book bought in Rome
God only knows what disease he brought home
His sores were like pox and it made him insane
He'd accuse me of lovers with holes in his brain
Thursday, May 11, 2023
The Tragedy of Mariamne - Some More - TCP
Chorus:
I: The fanatic from Mod'in stripped Israel from Greece
II: For Jews they're all known to give reason the fleece
I: Matthias was pure and it's said he was holy
II: If virtue is this the Heeb spirit is lowly
I: And like all those Godfools he made many babies
II: And like all those Godfools their rage spreads like rabies
I: Since Yahweh throws tantrums without full compliance
II: But all we Greeks wanted was give Jews some science
I: There's no prize for science so why would Jews bother
II: Do they have some brains left for something but slaughter
I: They kill everything from their kings to their penis
II: If everything's dead why're they haunted by cleanness
I: Jews say they have books but their book is just laws
II\ Yet customs and code are ignored without cause
I: But the world of the Jews is so empty and bland
II: It's the silence they need or they get out of hand
(enter Marc Anthony)
Marc Anthony:
I have seen horror from Brutus to Germans
Yet no Roman knife chills the blood like this vermin
And Rome has seen slimefilth from Crassus to Cassius
Yet no feces stays in the nostrils like ashes
Jerusalem burns as no city of fame
Yet light never dies for a tribe without shame
In every last alley scenes worthy of Medea
Yet no Grecian poet could render Judea
No place in the world with affairs quite so lurid
As this abattoir lead by their butcher King Herod
Chorus:
I. Yet you wanted King Herod as ally and friend
II. And a hemorrhaging pain in Augustus rear end.
I. You wanted a monster confusion and peril
II. And so you inherited people who're feral
Anthony: I just wanted some money to go with my trouble
Chorus II: And some Jewish girls while you reduce them to rubble
Anthony: I just want to make Rome a place nicer than Greece
Chorus I: It already is you laid waste to the East
Anthony: When I first met Herod he seemed just like me
Chorus I: I'm nothing like you -
Chorus II: says the fly to the flea
(Enter Herod)
Anthony: He'd drink and he'd screw and he'd smoke and he'd cuss
All: Who'd think a barbarian's made just like us
Anthony: I'm leaving poor Israel for Egypt right now
Chorus I: You've left Rome and Israel your problems and how
Anthony: Anthony's gone and no payment's worth this
Chorus II: All this just because he showed up to a bris
Herod:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!
(exit Anthony)
Whores everywhere -
whores to the east and whores to my west
Whores among priests for treyf meat to get blessed
Whores among soldiers -
whores among spies
Whores among whores who're rabbis in disguise.
Whores that I kill or I marry like Mariamne
I shouldn't kill her -
just abandon like Ariadne
Whores like her mother Alexandra the kalvah
Whored daughter to me then whored me Cleopatra
Whores that rule nations like glorified cats
While Jews and the Arabs are left for the rats
Chorus:
I. You stick up for Jews and the Arabs like Moses
II. I'm sure Yahweh won't find in your virtue some poses
Herod:
I guess if he he does or he doesn't's no matter
The Jews and the Arabs are as mad as a hatter
Chorus:
I. And Herod's quick brain has a clean bill of health
II. I'm sure that his bloodlust is just for the wealth
Herod:
If I'm just so bad when it's time to kill kin
How do you explain all the kings that have been
Cleopatra has killed all her husbands and brothers
And then she colludes with Mariamne's drek mother
So I dropped everything and I dashed to her summons
I knew that I might not survive when I come in
So I had to think of a hole to put thumb in
So they had to know that by murdering me
They would kill someone loved like my Mariam-ne
So I told Uncle Joseph to watch Mariamne
And kill her right now should they 'liminate me
It's a shame for that price to deliver your hide
But they 'xpected Mariamne I knew they'd abide
But I had to offer some great bit of holdings
Not gold and/or rainment and surely not mouldings
The balsam of Jericho's what I presented
She acted as though she meant to just rent it
But I knew she wanted the deed to forever
She thinks she can hold it and that she's so clever
'lexandra reminded Cl'opatra her oath
Aristobuls' murder
- avenge for us both
Cl'opatra did call for a recess to ponder
But then did I speak to deranged Alexandr'
I said not to kill me
- her daughter's a captive
You see when it comes to my life I'm adaptive
'lexandra dejected in horror rescinded
And then we go back to our home -
all is mended
Chorus:
I. You think all is mended you dumb little Jew?
Herod:
Of course I don't think all is mended you fool
(Enter Mariamne)
I'm a king and my life is perpetu'lly threatened
You try to survive in this pit of sheer terror
I guarantee you'd make mistakes
- lethal errors
Mariamne: WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAK!!
(exit Herod)
Weak little men in the shadows at court
Who hit them and maim them and rape them for sport
Who pray and play virtue t'all powerful Yahweh
Then bribe little men robbing poor on the highway
There's only one man fit at court to be king
It's sweet Uncle Joseph who'd make Israel sing
Chorus:
I: But Joseph was sworn to assassinate you
Mariamne:
If you think he was capable that's just untrue
Monday, May 8, 2023
TCP: Tragedy of Mariamne - A Little More
Chorus:
I: The fanatic from Mod'in stripped Israel from Greece
II: For Jews they're all known to give reason the fleece
I: Matthias was pure and it's said he was holy
II: If virtue is this the Heeb spirit is lowly
I: And like all those Godfools he made many babies
II: And like all those Godfools their rage spreads like rabies
I: Since Yahweh throws tantrums without full compliance
II: But all we Greeks wanted was give Jews some science
I: There's no prize for science so why would Jews bother
II: Do they have some brains left for something but slaughter
I: They kill everything from their kings to their penis
II: If everything's dead why're they haunted by cleanness
I: Jews say they have books but their book is just laws
II\ Yet customs and code are ignored without cause
I: But the world of the Jews is so empty and bland
II: It's the silence they need or they get out of hand
(enter Marc Anthony)
Marc Anthony:
I have seen horror from Brutus to Germans
Yet no Roman knife chills the blood like this vermin
And Rome has seen slimefilth from Crassus to Cassius
Yet no feces stays in the nostrils like ashes
Jerusalem burns as no city of fame
Yet light never dies for a tribe without shame
In every last alley scenes worthy of Medea
Yet no Grecian poet could render Judea
No place in the world with affairs quite so lurid
As this abattoir lead by their butcher King Herod
Chorus:
I. Yet you wanted King Herod as ally and friend
II. And a hemorrhaging pain in Augustus rear end.
I. You wanted a monster confusion and peril
II. And so you inherited people who're feral
Anthony: I just wanted some money to go with my trouble
Chorus II: And some Jewish girls while you reduce them to rubble
Anthony: I just want to make Rome a place nicer than Greece
Chorus I: It already is you laid waste to the East
Anthony: When I first met Herod he seemed just like me
Chorus I: I'm nothing like you -
Chorus II: says the fly to the flea
Anthony: He'd drink and he'd screw and he'd smoke and he'd cuss
All: Who'd think a barbarian's made just like us
Anthony: I'm leaving poor Israel for Egypt right now
Chorus 1: You've left Rome and Israel your problems and how
Anthony: Anthony's gone and no payment's worth this
Chorus 2: All this just because he showed up to a bris
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Herod:
Whores everywhere -
whores to the east and whores to my west
Whores among priests for treyf meat to get blessed
Whores among soldiers -
whores among spies
Whores among whores who're rabbis in disguise.
Whores that I kill or I marry like Mariamne
I shouldn't kill her -
just abandon like Ariadne
Whores like her mother Alexandra the kalvah
Whored daughter to me then whored me Cleopatra
Whores that rule nations like glorified cats
While Jews and the Arabs are left for the rats
Sunday, May 7, 2023
TCP: The Tragedy of Mariamne - Beginning
Chorus:
I: The fanatic from Mod'in stripped Israel from Greece
II: Cuz Jews they're all known to give reason the fleece
I: Matthias was pure and it's said he was holy
II: If virtue this is then Heeb spirit is lowly
I: And like all those Godfools he made many babies
II: And like all those Godfools their rage spreads like rabies
I: Since Yahweh throws tantrums without full compliance
II: But all we Greeks wanted was give Jews some science
I: There's no prize for science so why would Jews bother
II: Do they have some brains left for something but slaughter
I: They kill everything from their kings to their penis
II: If everything's dead why're they haunted by cleanness
I: Jews say they have books but their book is just laws
II: And yet customs and code are ignored without cause
I: But the world of the Jews is so empty and bland
II: It's the silence they need or they get out of hand
(enter Marc Anthony)
Marc Anthony:
I have seen horror from Brutus to Germans
Yet no Roman knife can chill blood like this vermin
I have seen slime from Crassus to Cassius
Yet no feces stays in the nostrils like ashes
Jerusalem burns as no city of fame
Yet light never dies for a tribe with no shame
In every last alley scenes worthy of Medea
Yet no Grecian poet could render Judea
There's no place in the world with affairs quite so lurid
As this abattoir lead by their butcher King Herod
Chorus:
I. Yet you wanted King Herod as ally and friend
II. And a hemorrhaging pain in Augustus rear end.
I. You wanted a monster confusion and peril
II. And so you inherited these people who're feral
Anthony: I just wanted some money to go with my trouble
Chorus II: And some Jewish girls while you reduce them to rubble
Anthony: I just want to make Rome a place nicer than Greece
Chorus I: It already is you laid waste to the East
Anthony: When I first met Herod he seemed so like me
Chorus I: I'm nothing like you
Chorus II: Says the fly to the flea
Anthony:
He drank and he fucked and he'd smoke and he'd cuss
All:
Who'd think a barbarian is made just like us?
The Mariamne Trilogy - Very Beginning
Chorus:
The fanatic from Mod'in stripped Israel of Greece
For Jews they're all known to give reason the fleece
Matthias was pure and it's said he was holy
If virtue this is then Heeb spirit is lowly
And like all those Godfools he made many babies
And like all those Godfools their rage spreads like rabies
And all we Greeks wanted was give Jews some science
But Yahweh throws tantrums without full compliance
Antiochus