Thursday, November 8, 2018

Tales from the Old New Land (Reboot) - Episode 1 - Just War - Very Beginning

(Son opens door, home from a vacation, the Dad doesn't getting up to greet him.)

Son: Hey Dad! (no response) Aren't you going to give me a hug?

Dad: You're not going anywhere...

Son: Wait, are you?... You're just eating falafel balls out of a bag!

Dad: Anything wrong with that?

Son: No... But can you open a window at least? The house wreaks of pot!

Dad: This is the fourth century, there are no windows.

Son: Oh... Aren't you going to ask me about my vacation?

Dad: You'll tell me all about it anyway.

Son: Oh it was amazing! We went to


Dad: This whole Jesus thing of yours is really obnoxious.

Son: Well we can't all get satisfaction out of going a million pedes (Latin for footsteps) out of our way to every music festival from us! Didn't you go to one last year where they burned some guy alive?

Dad: Come on. I had to go to Burning Man at least once.

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