Quote of the Evening

Il DeAngelo: FACT: If you say a lie 10 times, it's truth. (Note: don't fact check that)

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Der Fersko:  You know between Bush, McCain and Romney the     GOP is becoming a great collection for idiot sons

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HaZmora:  i don't have enough conservative friends on facebook. where is their indignity!

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The Harris: Upon my grave: Here lies ------ Harris, in death as in life,  a little stiff.

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Ethan: What I lack in height I make up for in beard.

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Der Koosh on Robespierre:  The real hint everyone should've picked up on was that he took his tea with milk AND sugar.
Vagrant.

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Jordan: Before wikipedia there was Evan.

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Der Fersko: I would burn Frank Caliendo in effigy

But I wouldn't know where to start

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The Harris: I am living proof that a million monkeys typing on a million keyboards will eventually rewrite bits of Frasier.

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The McBee: You're not fat, you're professorial!

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 The McBee: a healthy family runs on long simmering grudges.

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    The Harris:  And everyone knows that the British gave the Zionists the option of building Pikesville in Uganda, instead of around the great Al's Slade Av Mosque! 
Where Mohammed ascended the  escalators to the bedroom fittings to get great great discounts on headboards!

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Jordan (on the phone with La Pinson): What's my spirit animal?
Me: Mine's an Emperor Penguin.
Jordan: Evan says his is an Emperor Penguin with a monocle.
Me: I didn't say monocle.
Jordan: It fits you!

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Le Malon (in relation to the post below): For the record...it was Fredericksburg. And we actually had every intention of watching the opera until we saw the price. It wasn't until after we left you that we randomly decided to drive to Fredericksburg. Where we spent our time at the Wal Mart, buying Bud Light, tube socks, and snacks for the Best Western Hotel. 

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Uncle Nochem: If Wagner were really an anti-semite, he'd have stipulated that Parsifal can only be performed in synagogues.

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Random Woman in Hamden: Hey! If you're driving, can you give me a ride to my house?

Random Man: Where is it? Hell?

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Der Koosh: I don't mind being a golem
I hear they have great health benefits
me: hehe, but they're hard to make
Der Koosh: just means there's more human/golem capital invested in them

Quote of the Night:

Jordan: The courtyard over the bullpen is going to be a huge attraction. I read somewhere that the Orioles calculated that the average fan who sits there will spend $200 on beer.

Me: And we wonder why this country's going into the crapper...

Dad: You mean the urinal...

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Me: Where's Jordan
Dad: He's at the Orioles game. You and Jordan should really go to a game together this week before their season is over.

Quote of Last Night

My not quite four year old cousin Sam:

Sam's Mom: Y'know...Sam has a girlfriend.
Sam: I broke up with her.
Sam's Mom: Why?
Sam: She pooped her pants.