A singer dies, goes to heaven, and asks permission to sing in the heavenly choir. An angel ushers him into the choir rehearsal room, and he notices a famous blue cardigan sweater draped over the conductor's chair. The singer is stunned. "Does that mean what I think it means? You guys are so lucky!" The angel rolls his eyes. "No, that's God's sweater. He only thinks he's Robert Shaw."
c/o Fredosphere, world's best choral director blog.