This is probably much too over-people's-heads. But these are some first thoughts I jotted down this morning. The song will be written by Wednesday night and the music will be composed by Thursday.
Washington DC:
- Where rain and snow are considered terrorist attacks
Washington DC:
- Where afterschool programs are replaced with classes on namedropping.
Washington DC:
- Where an evening on 495 is considered nightlife.
Washington DC:
- Where think tanks rarely think, but always get tanked.
Washington DC:
- Where rats are bigger than Smithsonian Museums
Washington DC:
- Where traffic circles have more influence than roundtables.
Washington DC:
- Where kickball is considered a national pasttime.
Washington DC:
- Where Tower Records is replaced by (silence)... (conductor turns around) NOTHING!!!
Washington DC:
- Where getting to the airport takes longer than the flight.
Washington DC:
- Where a Jack and Coke costs more than preventive care.
Washington DC:
- Where a night in Adams Morgan means ripping your prom dress in half.
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