Carvel Ice Cream Commercials

Where do you even begin with these? Awful synthesizer music? Creepy voiceover by a guy who was probably halfway in the ground with lung cancer? Racist? It's commercials like these for which the word hathos was invented.





This was the first one I saw, and I didn't quite realize what was funny about it until I read the caption next to the video: Notice: The Santa mold is really the Fudgie The Whale cake, and the Chanukah mold is Cookie Puss upside-down.

h/t to Fersko. And as he said when he showed me this: These will never stop being funny.