(Mom is baking chicken)
Jordan: Why does it smell like Challah?
Mom: I don't know, but I did put Shabbos wine in the chicken.
Jordan: I thought it smelled like Shabbos.
Mom: Aw, Jordan, that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Jordan: It should be shabbos every day!
Evan's Inner Monologue: This is the kitschiest exchange I've ever heard.