Fourteen Potential Classes I (Literal OMG) Might or At Least Could Teach at My Synagogue...

Israeli Politicians:

David Ben-Gurion: The Elder of Zion

Golda Meir: The Only Man

Menachem Begin: The Greenie

Moshe Dayan and Shimon Peres: The General and the Yekke

Yitzhak Rabin: The Sabra

Ariel Sharon: The Chayyal

Benyamin Netanyahu: The Yeridah

Politicians in the Diaspora:

Benjamin Disraeli: The Court Jew

Louis Brandeis and Henry Morganthau: The Liberals
Herzl and The Dreyfus Affair: Why Israel?

The Leons Trotsky and Blum: The Jewish Socialist

Walter Rathenau and Bruno Kreisky: How to be Jewish among Nazis?

Henry Kissinger: The Last Court Jew

Ruth Bader Ginsburg: The Jewish Woman's Time Has Come 

Bernie Sanders and Joe Lieberman: Two Extremely Jewish Visions of Progress

Jewish Fiction:

Franz Kafka and Joseph Roth: Jews under Imperial Rule

Isaac Babel and Vassily Grossman: Back in the USSR 

Shalom Aleichem and Isaac Bashevis Singer: Two Views of the Shtetl

Bernard Malamud and Henry Roth: The Greenie Arriving in America

Primo Levi and Ellie Wiesel: Writing the Unwriteable

Saul Bellow and Philip Roth: The Second Generation in America

Oz, Kishon, and Keret: In the Land of Israel
Mordecai Richler and Howard Jacobson: Jewish Life Elsewhere

Jonathan Safron Foer and Nicole Krauss: The Third Generation in America

Jewish Moviemakers:

David O. Selznick and Irving Thalberg: The Original Producers

Ernst Lubitsch and Billy Wilder: European Sophistication

Mel Brooks and Woody Allen: Low Class and High Class Jewish Life

Stanley Kubrick and the Coen Brothers: The Jewish Chameleons

Barry Levinson: Jewish Baltimore

Steven Spielberg: The American Consensus

Zucker Brothers, Harold Ramis, and John Landis: The New Jewish Comedy

Judd Apatow: The Jew-Bro, As Privileged As Anybody Else.

Jewish TV:

Rod Serling and Sid Caesar: Jewish Strangeness

Dick van Dyke vs. Larry Sanders: The Jew in Hollywood

All in the Family and M*A*S*H: Jewish Liberalism

Seinfeld and Sex in the City: Talmudic Disquisition About Profane Subjects

The Daily Show and The Wire : Tikkun Olam Judaism

Mad Men and The West Wing: Derekh Eretz Judaism

Curb Your Enthusiasm and Arrested Development: Jewish Privilege

Jewish Classical Music:

Felix Mendelssohn v. Wagner: The Impossibility of Assimilating

Gustav Mahler and Osvaldo Golijov: Jewish Musicians from Everywhere

Arnold Schoenberg and Gyorgy Ligeti: Musical Moseses?

George Gershwin and Kurt Weill: Stranded Between Two Worlds 

Aaron Copland & Leonard Bernstein: Gay Jewish Socialists Create America in Sound.

Steve Reich and Philip Glass: The American Jew-Bu (Jewish Buddhist)

The Jewish Virtuoso: The Great Jewish Performers

Jewish Popular Music:

Tin Pan Alley: Jews create songs for the age of mass distribution.  

Golden Age Broadway: Jews Write the Songs the Whole World Sings
Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen: the Prophet, the Seer, and his Biblical Inspirations

The Rock Gods: Jewish Musicians Worshipped Like Golden Calves

Phil Spector and Rick Rubin: The Jews Who Ran the Show

Billy Joel and Barbara Streisand: The Long Island Experience

Being Jewish in a "Black Profession": Great Jewish Musicians in Jazz, R&B, and hip-hop.

Modern Jewish Poetry:

Medieval Spain: The Second Golden Age of Jewish Poetry

Heinrich Heine: Jewish Enlightenment

Bialik and Tchernikhovsky: Zionist Longing

Osip Mandelstam and Boris Pasternak: Soviet Tragedy

Paul Celan and Nelly Sachs: German Horror

Yehuda Amichai and Naomi Shemer: Israeli Longing

Allen Ginsburg and Sylvia Plath: Countercultural Rage

Jewish Theater:

Clifford Odets and Arthur Miller: Social Justice in the Theater

Neil Simon: Jewish Nostalgia

Pinter and Stoppard: The Two Uses of British Erudition

David Mamet: Jewish Vilgutsch

Tony Kushner: The Gay Jewish Experience 

Jewish Musical Theater:

The Silver Age: Jewish Wish Fulfillment in Annie Get Your Gun, Showboat, and others

Rogers and Hammerstein: Two Rich Jews Portray the Lives of Poor Goyim

Fiddler on the Roof: Echt Yiddisheit or Endaring Schmaltz?

The Golden Age: Jewish Wish Fulfillment in My Fair Lady, West Side Story, and others

Stephen Sondheim: The American Shakespeare

Modern Jewish Philosophers:

Spinoza and Wittgenstein: Modernist Philosophy as Mishnah

Buber and Freud: The Inner Life, Circumcised

Karl Marx: The New New Testament
The Frankfurt School: Marxism Goes Bourgeois 

Rand, Strauss, Bloom, and the New York Intellectuals: Marxism for the Bourgeois

Berlin, Aron, Popper, and Arendt: How Jews Confront the USSR

Levi-Strauss and Derrida: Postmodern Philosophy as Gemarrah
Critical Theory: The Postmodern Philosophy of Ideology

Jewish Comedy:

Low Class Jews in High Society: The Marx Brothers to Larry David

The Dream Team Behind Sid Ceasar: The Golden Age of Jewish Comedy

Insult Comedy: Don Rickles to Sacha Baron Cohen

Consensus Comedy: Danny Kaye to Adam Sandler

Issue Comedy: Tom Lehrer to Jon Stewart

The Ultimate Jewish Women: Joan Rivers to Broad City.

The Jew Bro: Judd Apatow, Adam Sandler, and the Jew as Goy. 

Jewish Art: 
How Goyisher Painters Paint Jewish Subjects I: Michelangelo and the Italians
How Goyisher Painters Paint Jewish Subjects II: Rembrandt and the Northern Europeans

Chagall and Modigliani: The Jewish Artiste

Silenced Voices: Art of the Holocaust
Rothko, Newman and the Abstract Expressionists: The World Beyond (Olam Ha'Baa)

Lucian Freud and Frank Auerbach: Jewish Expressionism

Jewish Popular Art:

Roy Lichtenstein and David Ogilvy: Jews in Advertising

Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, Isaac Mizrahi: Jews in Fashion

The Jewish Mythology of Superman
The Jewish Mythology of Batman
The Jewish Marvels of Comics:

Maus, American Splendor, Dropsie Avenue, and Waltz With Bashir: Unpopular Themes in A Popular Art