Jordan: What lecture did you go into for the Shavuot servuce?
Dad: I went to a lecture on Yehuda Amichai's poetry about King David. The main crux of it was that King David was very human, not like Moses who is always on a pedestal.
Jordan: So......he's more like Anthony Weiner?
Dad: Yes. I'm not sure Anthony Weiner killed Goliath though.
Jordan: Though he did beat something just as important.