Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Top 35 Works of American Art: A Completely Unserious List in No Order


The Top

Orson Welles: Citizen Kane
Matt Groening & Company: Simpsons Seasons 1-8
Leonard Bernstein & Jerome Robbins: West Side Story
Louis Armstrong: Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Stephen Sondheim: Into the Woods
F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby
Spike Lee: Do the Right Thing
Willa Cather: My Antonia
John Frankenheimer: The Manchurian Candidate
John Coltrane: A Love Supreme
John Ford: The Searchers
Kara Walker: Gone
Stephen Sondheim: Assassins
Jim Henson & Company: The Muppet Show
Edward Hopper: Nighthawks
Charles Schultz: Peanuts
Howard Hawks: His Girl Friday
Duke Ellington: Reminiscing in Tempo
Scott Joplin: Rags
Sherwood Anderson: Winesburg, Ohio
WC Handy: Blues Recordings
Rudolfo Anaya: Bless Me, Ultima
Charles Ives: The Unanswered Question
Frederick Law Olmstead: Central Park
Chuck Berry: The Definitive Collection
Guilty: Thirty Years of Randy Newman
Peter Bogdanovich: The Last Picture Show
Johnny Cash: America Albums
Sufjan Stevens: Come On, Feel the Illinoise
Jim Henson & Company: Sesame Street
Bill Watterson: Calvin and Hobbes
Mark Twain: Adventures of Huck Finn
Emily Dickinson: Collected Poems
Jacob Lawrence: The Great Migration
Francis Ford Coppola & Mario Puzo: The Godfather Series
Walt Whitman: Leaves of Grass

50 Honorable Mentions:

Stephen Sondheim and Jules Stein: Gypsy
Matthew Weiner: Mad Men
George & Ira Gershwin: Porgy and Bess
Robert Hayden: Middle Passage
Sam Raimi: A Simple Plan
Will Eisner: Dropsie Avenue Trilogy
Charles Ives: Symphony no. 4
Henry Cowell: Piano Music
John Kennedy Toole: A Confederacy of Dunces
Thomas Hart Benton: America Today
Franklin Schaffner & Francis Ford Coppola: Patton
Nathaniel Hawthorne: The Scarlet Letter
Jacob Riis: How the Other Half Lives
Robert Hayden: Runagate Runagate
Henry Roth: Call It Sleep
David Fincher & Aaron Sorkin: The Social Network
Benjamin Henry Latrobe: US Capitol
De La Soul: Timeless - The Singles Collection
David Lynch: Blue Velvet
Robert Altman: Nashville
Reed & Stern, Warren & Wetmore: Grand Central Terminal
Ernie Barnes: Sugar Shack
Frank Capra: It's a Wonderful Life
Judd Apatow & Paul Feig: Freaks and Geeks
August Wilson: The Piano Lesson
Robin Williams: Live on Broadway
Brian Wilson: Pet Sounds
David Chase: The Sopranos
Louis CK: Chewed Up
David Fincher & Aaron Sorkin: The Social Network
Saul Bellow: The Adventures of Augie March
Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein: Carousel
Ralph Ellison: Invisible Man
Robert Altman: M*A*S*H
James Baldwin: Go Tell It On The Mountain
George Lucas: American Graffiti
Martin Scorsese and Paul Schrader: Taxi Driver
Leonard Bernstein & Lillian Hellman: Candide
Tennessee Williams: A Streetcar Named Desire
Aaron Copland: Appalachian Spring
Francis Ford Coppola: Apocalypse Now
Rod Serling & Company: Playhouse 90
Duke Ellington: Smithsonian Collections 1938-1942
Charles Mingus: Black Saint and Sinner Lady
Wallace Stevens: Peter Quince at the Clavier
Morton Gould: Sinfonettes
John Dos Passos: USA Trilogy
Public Enemy: Fear of a Black Planet
David Simon: The Wire
Tony Kushner: Angels in America
George Carlin: Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on Television
Richard Pryor: Greatest Hits
Sam Raimi: A Simple Plan
Theodore Dreiser: Sister Carrie
Orson Welles: Mercury Theater Broadcasts

Placing:

Bruce Springsteen: Born to Run (album)

Woody Guthrie: Library of Congress Recordings

Philip Roth: The Human Stain

Flannery O'Connor: Collected Stories

William Faulkner: Absalom, Absalom

James Baldwin: Go Tell It On The Mountain

Hart Crane: The Bridge

David Simon: The Wire

Richard Pryor: That (Name Unprintable)'s Crazy

Red Serling & Company: The Twilight Zone

Louis Sullivan: Chicago Stock Exchange

Cormac McCarthy: The Road

Philip Roth: American Pastoral

James Burrows and Les & Glen Charles: Cheers

Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld: Seinfeld

Frank Zappa: Sheik Yerbouti

Public Enemy: It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back

Gore Vidal: Burr

Daniel Burnham: Union Station

Martin Scorsese: Mean Streets

Toni Morrison: Sula

Ray Charles: A 25th Anniversary in Snow Business Salute to Ray Charles

Bill Monroe: The Blue Grass Boys

Thomas Jefferson: Monticello

John Lee Hooker: The Ultimate Collection

Public Enemy: Fear of a Black Planet

Vince Gilligan: Breaking bad

Best of Nina Simone

Bud Powell: Eight Classic Albums

Conlon Nancarrow: Player Piano Studies

Mitch Hurwitz: Arrested Development

Toni Morrison: Song of Solomon

Tennessee Williams: The Glass Menagerie 

Philip Roth: Portnoy's Complaint



(For better or worse, 'disqualified' for spending too much time out of the country: Henry James, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Leonard Cohen, FW Murnau, Isaac Bashevis Singer, The Beatles, George Ballanchine, Stanley Kubrick, TS Eliot, Vladmir Nabokov, Billy Wilder, Ernst Lubitsch, Willem De Kooning are a smattering).


Academy of the Overrated:

Bob Dylan: Selected Songs

Herman Melville: Moby Dick

Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein: Oklahoma

Frank Lloyd Wright: Falling Water

Mark Rothko: Rothko Chapel

Miles Davis: Kind of Blue

Toni Morrison: Beloved

The Doors: The Doors

Jimi Hendrix: Are You Experienced?

Prince: The Hits - B Sides

The Velvet Underground: The Complete Matrix Tapes

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises

Philip Johnson: Seagram Building

Thelonius Monk: The Very Best

Sylvia Plath: The Bell Jar

JD Salinger: Catcher in the Rye

Alice Walker: The Color Purple

Arthur Miller: Death of a Salesman

Cormac McCarthy: Blood Meridian

John Steinbeck: The Grapes of Wrath

David Lynch: Twin Peaks


That's enough. I could go on but...

#1 of all time:
William Joel: Scenes from an Italian Restaurant

(list in progress, but Billy stays on top...) 

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