Welcome to the Sepph Hippodrome Y, we begin this evening with an interview with the leader of the new rebellion: Judas of Galilee is here. He is one of our most distinguished rebels and public intellectuals. His pamphlet, Zealotry: The Fourth Way, has inspired killings all around the North, and he himself has ordered the deaths of all those in the Galilee who registered for the Roman census and sacked Roman Empire depositories of gold, orichalcum and silver in Scythopolis, Ceasaria Maritima, Gamia, Sepphoris and Caesaria Philippi. I am pleased to have him at this table.
Judas of Galilee: Thank you Charlus.
(A Roman centurion walks on the stage and stabs Judas of Galilee)
Fin.
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