Samuel: stump speech in Menashe
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I'm gonna trigger you right now. I know our generation loves to be offended, so I'm going to offend you deliberately.
(giant cheer, followed by reverent silence)
Right now, our generation, we are, the most weary generation in history, the most burthened generation in history. Our generation leads every statistic in shadow walks, sorrow, grief, vexation, heart-heaviness and self-cursing. We are the generation latest to marry. The demographics show that our birth rates are lower now than they even were when we were slaves! Worst of all, we are the generation least likely to bring sacrifices to temples.
(crowd boos)
Something is seriously wrong here. We have become a society devalues god, devalues traditional marriage and devalues raising children in a society that rejects the culture that surrounds us!
(crowd issues giant cheer)
We have to fight for our country! We have to fight for our civilization! We have to reject the moral relativism of Canaan and all their easy temptations. Our Eastern Civilization was built on doing things because they are hard: BECAUSE they delay gratification! We Jews don't do things because they feel good, we do them because there are more important things than feeling good.
(crowd gives standing ovation)
The dating scene is an utter disaster. Women now hate men, and because they do, men have learned to hate women!
Men, this is simple: if you spend all your time gaining weight from drinking strong drink, eating processed unkosher meat, going to Canaanite temples to listen to their music and ogle at their priestesses dancing like zombies, smoking opium and whoring with Canaanite harlots and bringing their diseases back into our tents. Women, do you find this deeply unattractive?
(loud high pitched cheer!)
If you're smoking opium, stop. If you're going to Canaanite temples to look at their pornography, stop. If you're drinking their ale, stop. If you want a life of comfort, you can keep listening to their music. But if you want to live a heroic life, you live a life of the Word of God.
(everyone cheers)
Men, women always tell us that one of the most unattractive things in the world is a man with no self-control. Women, is this true?
(high screams of Yes!)
Oh don't worry. Women we're gonna talk later. Just you and me. Don't worry guys, you can trust me, I'm a Nazir.
(comfortable laughter)
Men, if you are on a date and you women say 'what are you going to do with your life' and you say 'Oh, I dunno, I guess I'm gonna tend to a flock of sheep for the next twenty years. Naar! Uh-uh! Efes! Nebbish! Instead you should be saying "I'm studying Tashma to solve Kashya because I want to learn Teyuvta! I want to do this to make enough shekels to provide bread and basar for you and kids and I don't care how hard it gets, I'm going to be your Magen and your Shomer and I am going to be your Manhig!"
(explosive cheers)
And I will tell you, there are all kinds of people out there who will tell you that modern women are korvehs and shreklekh, and you should just use them for your own knowledge and khafetz. (a few boos) I'm telling you right now: no real Jew can ever believe that. Modern women have problems, but the living God made man in His image and fashioned women from men! There are no patriarchs without matriarchs!
I meet so many sad men who say "I'm done with women," but that's the goyish way! The Jewish way is to improve your own life to make yourself attractive to the woman you one day want to acquire!
(giant cheers)
Today's progressives want men to be women and women to be men, and they want men to get rid of their dominant energy and walk around as women's helpmeets. You know how to fight that? Go do something hard! (applause builds through this litany) Build your own sheep flock! Hunt your own deer! Plant your own grapes! Grow your own wheat! Stop eating those Canaanite desserts so you can go to Mount Hermon and hike through the Negev and lose all that weight that no woman finds attractive! Observe the fast days! God gives everybody on this dune their struggles, but He gave you these struggles so you could overcome them! You only have yourself to blame if you don't start the fight (cheers by here are stupendous, he now shouts over them) If you're a boy, you can stay away from that fight and just follow your Canaanite friends. But if you're a man, you reject that culture. It takes no skill, and no talent to do what feels good, that's what animals do. If you're a man, you say "I'm not gonna live a life of easy sin and sex and drugs", I'm gonna live a life of God and purpose and prosperity!
(waits for crowd to calm down)
Look at your forefathers who built this nation, who brought down the Walls of Jericho and conquered the warriors of Ai, who killed Eglon and defeated Midian with only 300 men! Who killed 600 Philistines with an oxgoad and brought down the Philistine Temple with their bare hands! These men built this country, and men of Israel, you have what it takes to make this country great again!
(the crowd reacts as though Tesla's electrical currents have zapped through them and they're all on their feet making more noise than they ever thought possible)
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